Whether your tearing down the moshpit, recovering from a massive hangover, or just rotting on the couch with a beer, do it in comfort and questionable style!

These official Rectal Smegma Sweatpants are specially designed to handle absolute mayhem while keeping your lower halves cozy!

-Premium comfort: Made from a soft, durable fabric blend that feels like a warm hug from a very sweaty Grindcore vocalist.

-Heavy-duty waistband: features an elastic waistband and a adjustable drawstring to keep your pants securely on, even during the most chaotic circle pits.

Functional pockets: Deep enough to safely store your phone, wallet, or a couple of emergency festival beers.

Brutal design: features high-quality, long-lasting band print that will let everyone at the supermarket know you have an exquisite taste in extreme music.