Are your legs suffocating in heavy denim? Are you sweating like a pig in the pit? It's time to unleash the thighs and upgrade your wardrobe with the official Rectal Smegma shorts!

Whether you are slamming in the moshpit, drinking cheap beer in the sun, or just lounging around looking questionable, these shorts offer the ultimate comfort and maximum flexibility!

-Premium comfort: Made from a soft, durable fabric blend that feels like a warm hug from a very sweaty Grindcore vocalist.

-Heavy-duty waistband: features an elastic waistband and a adjustable drawstring to keep your pants securely on, even during the most chaotic circle pits.

Functional pockets: Deep enough to safely store your phone, wallet, or a couple of emergency festival beers.

Brutal design: features high-quality, long-lasting band print that will let everyone at the supermarket know you have an exquisite taste in extreme music.